Bizarre files 56

Next to me are Elke and Delte. They've got a problem. Which one?

Yeah, I don't know that for sure. I don't even know that we have a big problem.

Of course we have a big problem. He treats me like a pinball machine.

So he picks up, he slips, I lay down, and then there's a rubdown, and, yeah, I don't even have time to get wet.

And after that, everything hurts. And I think that's a big problem.