I talk dirty about that thing we all do

Good morning, yes, although it's not really a good morning, because I've got a bit of a problem.

Yes, it's a problem I've been carrying since I was a *****. Yes, I have a little tummy ache.

I feel so bloated, so bloated, I feel like I'm going to explode. You know, I want to tell you something.

Since I was a ***********, I've actually been kind of weird, yeah, when I was home,.

Don't worry, I didn't feel any pressure. As soon as I got out of the house, I couldn't resist.