My employee came home to ask me for yet another raise

Okay, Mark, it's Christmas today and you're asking me to come to my house, to what?

You know, you're telling me, come quick, I need you.

I need, it's just that my life is in crisis right now, economically speaking.

And I feel like I'm doing an excellent job for you and I don't think you're paying me enough.

And I'd like to talk seriously about the possibility of a pay raise.