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Okay, today for tutoring we're going to have you pop quiz on the periodic table.

Mr. Chase, you can't surprise me with something you haven't taught me yet.

Jasper, I'm your teacher. I can surprise you with anything I want.

Well, let's make it fun. The original periodic table sucks.

Well, since the original periodic table is so boring, what did you have in mind to make it more interesting?