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2851 days on xHamster
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About me
Met me that President of the Intergalactic Federation, Man Those Space Cats make a mean Peanut Butter, Bacon, and Nanner Samitch
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Spider_Trooper 3 days ago
Hey there Cocksucker, how's it hanging? I see the Twats running this Tranny Site decided to clear out most of the Original Members from when it was a Site for Normal People.
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Elvis_The_King Host 1 year ago
to KarlBourdain : Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton
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KarlBourdain 1 year ago
WEEG IZ BACK
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Philli-Green420 2 years ago
Do you eat Polk Salad ? Or Smoke it ?
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SnakegirI 2 years ago
zexy ficken beast
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Elvis_The_King Host 2 years ago
Well, since my PHOTO GALLERIES left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street
At XHAMSTER Hotel
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thelastofthefinest80 2 years ago
HAIL! HAIL! TO THE KING! Thanks for accepting my request.
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fuck 2 years ago
Rip
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Al_Swearengen 3 years ago
No, he is actually gone.
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Elvis_The_King Host 3 years ago
AND NOW THE END IS NEAR
AND SO WE FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN
MY FRIEND, I'LL SAY IT CLEAR
THE END OF THIS SITE, FOR WHICH I'M CERTAIN
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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver- 4 years ago
to Elvis_The_King : I was raised on Ozzy myself - but there are one or two E.P songs in my iPod
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Elvis_The_King Host 4 years ago
to -Snap-Crotch-Beaver- : I am the Spirit of every Elvis. Even the Elvis from another Universe.
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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver- 4 years ago
Your profile is too funny! ==> which Elvis era are you from? The Lenard Nemoy pic is priceless!
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vvik3507 4 years ago
Thanks for the invite.
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ms_rogue 4 years ago
Thanks for telling me about all the Blog Posts explaining what is going on with the current disabled state of the site.
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BethanyGladstone 4 years ago
to Elvis_The_King : I see the trolls are attacking you now for when you helped protect me from some online bullies. I am sorry about that.
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kavlad13 4 years ago
Thanks for the invite.
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Elvis_The_King Host 4 years ago
It really sucks what is happening to this site.
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Elvis_The_King Host 4 years ago
to BethanyGladstone : no problem. remember it is all about your fun private time on here, so ignore or report the bullies and then block them.
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BethanyGladstone 4 years ago
thank you for telling me how to report the troll from Greece that kept attacking me and stalking me. looks like they finally deleted him.
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quasimodo0
LOL....added!
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taboobeast
Your added a huh a huh
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-Fucking-Slut- 4 years ago
Oh the things I would do to you
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RickyStrummer 4 years ago
Thank ya, man! Uh-uh-huh! ;P
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RickyStrummer 4 years ago
Every day for supper time, she'd go down by the truck patch. And pick a whole mess a' polk salad and carry it home in a tot sack.... ;)
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Couple_of_Lust 4 years ago
Hail to the King! :kissing_heart::kissing_heart:
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Elvis_The_King Host 4 years ago
Down in Louisiana,
Where the Alligators grow so mean
Lived a girl, that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame
Polk salad Annie, Gators got your Granny
Everybody said it was a shame
Cuz her momma was a workin' on the chain gang
(A mean, vicious woman)
(A wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman)
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1969ron 7 years ago
Thanks for your approval!
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fuck 7 years ago
lol you wish you owned xhamster: Elvis
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sexy_gentIeman 7 years ago
A-bop-bop-a-loom-op a-lop-bop-boom
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